There’s a grubby undersized ickle creature, too small to be classified as human, who becomes unnecessary angry that I’ve not completed the ‘About Me’ section of my blog.

It’s very scary when diminutive people get apoplectic; I am sure lots of them just explode, throwing tiny fleshy chunks all over the place…

…And oh how they squeak in indignation if you prod them.

Umm, about me: Venerable English bloke who fell into a vat of eccentricity, and liked it so much he took up residence.